takemetocampnouprettyplease:

AREN’T POLISH PEOPLE AMAZING?!

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew, via i-will-die-laughing)

awesomephilia:

This long distance pillow lights up when the other person is sleeping on theirs

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

(via panerasexual)

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

(via i-will-die-laughing)

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

(via i-will-die-laughing)

chaztheweasel:

ryu-gemini:

whenever anyone draws anything for me i just

image

(via misterpornographic)

miss-shirley-temple:

Shirley Temple, 1934.

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

(via i-will-die-laughing)

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.